american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class
when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!