moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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snickidoodle:

american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class

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dutchster:

when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me

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its-a me twerkio

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bunsen:

scrolling through ur old facebook statuses like

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getoffmybloghoe:

when you prove someone you dont like wrong

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icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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